Granted. Gone today, double tomorrow.

I wish for a new keyboard.

granted it will cut you everytime you remember something... hmmm thats sharp ey


i wish im not having constipation

you'll get a visit from one which then dies hehe and then another one will visit and then will grieve for the dead one and then dies too..and so on...you get my idea :D


i wish for a new set of bass guitar strings...

granted you got alexander grahambell's telly.. :D

i wish for a rex navarette's dvd

granted in a snow cone. piss flavor hmmm yumm


i wish i had a more homey place where i can live peacefully

Granted... shoes that run on their own. XD

I wish for a bowl of cereals right now.

tikbalangs will get married often!


i wish for an icepak again...

surfing the net.hehehe


i wish for inks!!!!!!darn it!!

Granted! The pacemaker in your heart also acts as a heating pad in the morning...


I wish for a free membership to the gym.

Granted. The new girl across your desk would come to you and stab you in the neck, because she has mistaken you for someone she has been plotting revenge on since 19-Voltes V.

I wish there's something good to watch on TV now.

granted.....it's stitched to the square pants and you have to wear them too.

i wish i can have a credit card with paris hilton footing the bill

granted....but you will also develop allergies to antihistamines (a medical anomaly)

i wish i would do well on the exams later

granted..... but the 'portal' opens up right in front of a brick wall..... or in the middle of a pineapple plantation.... or in antartica...... or downtown Tikrit (only in those places)

i wish i get to learn to cook great-tasting food

granted only by foot.

i wish i can eat krispy kremes now