Twisted Genie

sublimeabsurdity · Senior

RE: Twisted Genie

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted you got a date with RR herrera

i wish for a new leisure activity

polskie · Carpooler

leisure will be soo expensive!

i wish for a big clubhouse sandwich!

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted it a sandwich made out of clubhouse crackers

i wish for some new clothes

polskie · Carpooler

hey! ukay ukay here said NEW ARRIVAL OF CLOTHES!!

i wish for a toolbox

pilandok · Cyber Pilandok

Granted, Kaso butas ung bottom nya

I wish doraemon was here

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted you just missed him for about five minutes... but you saw a "doraemon was here" sign. :D

i wish they dubbed the film "the warlords " better

sublimeabsurdity · Senior

Granted! But it was dubbed in Chinese...

I wish for a stress free week.

polskie · Carpooler

but with a problem ridden week =)

i wish for a less activity sat..

pilandok · Cyber Pilandok

Grabted, you will be sleeping all day long

I wish can be in two places at one time

bowen · Beerkadet

granted. you'll be in manila city jail... and quezon city jail...simultaneously.

i wish the bar exams won't be as tough as it was before

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted but it will be very very difficult and way out of your league.

i wish the rain would stop

polskie · Carpooler

it did! pero bukas meron ulit!!

i wish for my own oilfield!!

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted you'll have a farm that will be spilled with oil..... human oil.

i wish someone will come and visit me here at home

sublimeabsurdity · Senior

Granted! Hindi mo nga lang sya makita...!

I wish for a chicken sandwhich.

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted with real live chicken.. with feathers like the sarimanok :D

i wish for the brand new album of yellowcard

tenkouken · Carpooler

Activating Trap Card! Every machine you pop the album in will break down and be unusable, and the tracks can never be ripped!

I wish for cake to go with my ice cream right now.

polskie · Carpooler

sarsyado cake! eat that!!

i wish for a milkshake!

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted it will be raining milkshakes in your room. :D

i wish for a new adventure for tomorrow

sublimeabsurdity · Senior

Granted! It's in your collection of choose your own adventure books!

I wish for a new plasma TV

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted its gooey and coagulates in about 2-3 minutes.

i wish for a pet

polskie · Carpooler

pet ants!

i wish for a lazboy recliner

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted, you now own a recliner and you are lazy.

i wish for a brand new phone

yani · BEERKADET

Granted! The genie will give you an iphone but you wouldn't be able to use it.

I wish for a smartphone/pda.

polskie · Carpooler

granted!only to be snatched. =)

i wish for a $100000 paid credit card

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted it will be put on your credit...you owe me $100000 now..

i wish for an aircontioned room

polskie · Carpooler

granted with MSC switches...tingnan ntn kung mk2log ka!wahaha

i wish for a fiber optic connection w atleast 15mbps of Dload speed

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted you'll get to download spam as fast as 15mbps...everything youll get to download were either spams or virus for your pc... whoop de hoo...

i wish my wish came true last 3am

polskie · Carpooler

bet it didnt. =)

i wish for some eye drops..

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted... it makes your eye swell for it is expired. dated 1988.

i wish for some lechon baka..