Aristocart, the original Beerkada newsletter, is now being resurrected for the soon-to-be-launched Beerkada Website as a webportal. For those who aren't familiar with Aristocart, the e-newsletter contained funny articles, pictures, factoids, and news about Beerkada.
We're looking for news entries for the inaugural issue. Entries may be fictional or based on real events, but they have to be a) Done in newswriting format, and b) A local/national occurance. For inspiration on what kind of writing we're looking for, check out The Onion.
Chosen entries will get a Beerkada collectible. (No, it won't be a shirt, a book, or the buttons) (And no, we have no money to pay anybody)
Please submit all entiries on or before August 25, 2006. Late entries get bumped off for the next cycle. Submit all your entries to bcanapi@psychocow.org.
Tell you what, let's both get lead pipes, you swing first, and maybe the inertia will be so great that I'll swing around and hit you as well. Wadayasay?