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tenkouken


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Jon Stewart.

Bigla niyang nakita ang nakarneng bangkay ng unano at ang nakasalampak na mukha ni Abaloslos. "Damn you, woman!" sigaw ng Kano. Biglang bumukas ang damit ni Jon Stewart at lumabas mula sa boobs niya ang dalawang naglalakihang electric fan.

"Fire Blizzard!" sigaw nito, sabay dakot at haw sa bangkay. Humalimuyak ang bango ng chicharong bulaklak sa paligid.

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Sabay umulan ng suka na may sili at...

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dumaan ang isang aso...sumuka at kinain ang sinuka... napatingin sa mga tao... sbay suka ulit ...then kinain......

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sabay suka ulit... tapos... ___

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suka uli....sabay kain...paulit ulit lang... npagod si aso kaya tumahol na lang siya...

ng biglang

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MEOW ang lumabas na tinig mula sa aso... nagulat si Kris Aquino nang...

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bglang dumating c hope kasama c james...

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at nagmistulang aso si kris... mad dog, kumbaga.... nagbabagang titig and mouth frothing

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nakita siya ni doctora vicky belo at tinurukan ng kanyang bagong formula that can reduce fat at the same time kill rabies... naglumaban si kris nang...

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biglang dumating c J.LO!....

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Tinadtad niy si Kris ng kanyang signature Hokuto Hundred Crack Fist. Nalamog si Kris mula ulo hanggang paa, at tumumba ito sa lupa.

Lumitaw ang multo ni Ninoy at binigyan siya ng thumbs up. Sinagot naman ito ni J.Lo sa pamamagitan ng pagkembot sa puwet niya at pagsayaw ng "My Love Don't Cost A Thing."

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nagulat c ninoy... di nya akalaing marunong umindakc jun lozada hehehe

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at nakipagpasiklaban cia kay pgma sa pagsayaw ng itaktak mo.

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at kagat labi sabay extra ni wowowee willie at nag pakita (walang gilas) at kumanta at umindak ng sayaw darling...

(parang naging dance showdown na...)

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si Panggulong GLoria Macapal ang mukha Arroyo... dumating si Pers Gentle(kuno)man at sinabi kay Gloria Macapal ang mukha Arroyo na...

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malaking nunal na mukhang higanteng garapata sa....

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loob ng kanyang ilong... nadaig ang nunal ni Ate Guy!... matapos nito ay...

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pinalaser nya ang nunal ni gloria, samantala me isang dambuhalang dinosaur na nakikisabay sa rally kontra gloria

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na naholdap sa may edsa.

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sumigaw siya ng ANG SHAYA-SHAYA NO... HOLDAP PALA ITO...

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bglang nagdilim... napatingin sila sa itaas at napansin na ang liwanag e tinakpan ng anino ni FG!!!!

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FG, as in Family Guy! All of a sudden, he whipped out something from his coat pocket which turned out to be. . .





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A chocolate bar.

Galit na sinugod ng dinosaur si Family Guy, at nagbuno ang dalawa para sa chocolate bar. Biglang dumating si Kim Atienza at ang crew ng ABS-CBN.

"Ang nakikita ninyo ngayon ay isang tyrannosa-" Bago pa natapos ni Kim ang kanyang spiel ay inapakan siya ng dinosaur.

"Watashi wa kaijuu ja nai!" sigaw ng dinosaur. At hinugot niya sa kanyang backpack ang isang higanteng Sakura Wand... at pinagpupukpok niya si Kim.

"Nobody gets my chocolate bar!" hiyaw naman ni Family Guy, sabay kagat sa tsibog, nang biglang lumitaw ang isang lumilipad na barko na tinutugtog ang theme song ng "Space Battleship Yamato" sa background.

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Wa epek yung theme song kay FG,gumanti rin siya in his baritone voice ala Joey Lina ng kantang... "A-B-Z-T-E...F-G! H-I-... J-F-K-... EL-EM-EN-TA-RY...Q-R-...S-U-V-...W-X-..YKK... ",habang kumakain ng hamburjer na galing Wakwak...(eat your heart out jun hambalosi tyrannosaurix vocabularis thesaurusi asunta da rosi)!

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at biglang nagnosebleed ang mga nakarinig ng kanta ni FG...

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at nag-faint... to the rescue naman si...

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doc, steph, tinkz, yani, ehem yours truly at iba pang medical team upang sumayaw sa gitna at may choreo pa... with matching song in the tune of..

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...."Thriller!!!Thriller night!",kasama pati ang mga Cebu Inmates as backup dancers habang kinukunan ng video para i-post sa youtube at ang may-ari ng videocam na ito ay walang iba kundi si.....

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you!!! iba na pla yung tugtog naging souljah boy na... pero parang nagpupumilit ang thriller kaya naging golimar na ang dance moves nila subalit...

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