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sabay sabi ni Cloud, "Whattakowinshidensh! pareho tayo ng designer! do you have the same patented inseam technology that provides cushion and prevents wedgies & bulging"?..



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...at pumalakpak ung ilang mga nakaligtas na butete. GANUN DIN MGA DAMIT NAMIN!...

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nag send ng mms sa bagong nokia 3g phone ang isang butete humihing ng reinforcement


at Dumating ang FAB 5!



-- Edited by mikel11 at 11:31, 2006-06-23

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...sabay nagpa foot spa si Piccolo...

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Megara


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sabay kanta ng song ni manny pacquiao na...


tayo ay magsayawan..


mga ate at koya...


extreme magec sing!!



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Then Manny took his Magic Sing and raised the monstrosity up in the air. The sky was filled with devilish lightning, crackling like the laughter of foul beasts of ages long past. A spark of lightning struck the Magic Sing, and Manny was bathed in an blinding, evil light. All those who have witnessed had to shield their eyes, for the light was unbearable on the eyes and on the soul.

The light then died. The masses looked, and the sight was too terrible to behold. Horns as tall as the most jagged of mountains, eyes as red as blood, nostrils aflame with the fire of the damned, udders filled with the inequities of Mankind. The Mark could now be read by the huddled masses. It read "665". The crowd heaved a sigh of relief. "Tis folly to have worried so!" One of them exclaimed, "This is not the Beast of the Revalations! This is merely the Neighbor of the Beast!"

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...sa pagkakatayo ng sinasabing 'Neighbor of the beast' ay nagulat ang lahat....ngunit si Manny na napaupo sa sahig dahil sa lakas ng ilaw ay kinuha ang kanyang cellphone na may allday smart texting at nagtext....ang nakalagay sa text ay...


"sa mata nila, ako parin ang idol, ako parin ang champion!!


mga katropang PINOY HEROES....ako ay nanghihingi ng tulong...


GMA, Darna, Panday at ang iba pa!!!!


DOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




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....at sa kabilang dako naman....

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... Captain Kirk and Spock teleported themselves to Delta 316, only to be attacked by pink lactose-intolerant telemarketers. Using the Sword of Omens, they drove back the rabid horde as best as they could...

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...at biglang nagtaas ng kamay si Director...



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hey, you're not supposed to appear until scene 453, and it's only the 78th!

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....Kirk: oh, sorry...(mumbles)...this outfit no longer fits...can't breathe...

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...Ultraman:Try mine.....


 


 


...Director:can i?....



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...then Captain Jean Luc Picard  arrived in the scene, together with Data...

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uhhhh...Director...what are we supposed to do?


Director:and who are you guys?


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Extras: We're the Seven Vertically-Challenged Men. We were just looking for Snow White (whose name pertains to the purity of her soul, not her skin color). when some Klingons took us hostage. They baked nice cookies, though.

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..at masarap pala magtimpla ng kape si Batman...

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kaya may dumating na dalawang annoying na tao na magkamukha kaya nag-alisan silang lahat. Ngunit lingid sa kanilang kaalaman...

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...na iniwan na ni Elias si Salome. Kailangan nyang mahanap si Crisostomo Ibarra bago maging huli ang lahat.

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....nagbangka si Elias...

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at sa kanyang pagbabangka.....ay nakita niya ang bangkay ni ibarra na lumulutang sa ilog...


at sa kanyang bulsa ay...



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...biglang sumulpot si Fafa Fiolo at Fafa Dingdong! Aflafloo!!! Kuramchi malaykovich!!! Ang bi-biway ng mga lola mo ever! Di kaya ng powers ko! TAXI!!!

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...biglang sumulpot si Fafa Fiolo at Fafa Dingdong! Aflafloo!!! Kuramchi malaykovich!!! Ang bi-biway ng mga lola mo ever! Di kaya ng powers ko! TAXI!!!

at sa taxi.....me lalaking maitim at sabi niyay..


 


"YARI KA HAHAHAHA!!!!"



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...kaya gumamit ng tawas si Pirena...

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...at kinalaban ang mga kapatid niyang sang'gre at sila palang mga sang'gre ay related sa sangreal na hinahanap ni Robert Langdon...

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Kaya biglang nangialam ang mga members ng oppus dei at priori of zion

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Subalit bago pa man sila makakilos, biglang may sumigaw ng "Wingardium Leviosa!"


 




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at may lumilipad na... FLUFFY???

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....bigla siyang kumanta, "i'm afraid to fly, and i don't know why...."

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nang biglan dinura, este...hinulog ng langit ang isang mahiwagang espada na...

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