eto joke ko (baka sila ate jinky at ate naja lang ang makagets)

hanapn nyo si ariel ornum ng beerkada

yun lang po bow!

here is a classic school joke with an added "Mapuyat" flavor in it...

"If you have money and you have brains,go to Ateneo"

"If you have no money but you have brains,go to UP"

"If you have money but you have no brains, go to La Salle"

"If you have money and you want to die early,go to MApua (mamamatay ka sa bilis...overspeeding???)"

to all

Ms. Jinky:well....joke lang naman e..un nga lang jokes are half ment...

sa Mapua

madaling pumasok...madaling lumabas....

pero di madaling MAGSTAY...

meron pang isang nakwento sa akin eh...

ung tungkol naman sa butiki..starring parin ung up ateneo at dlsu...

FRAG:kasama ka dun sa other half....

Eto PINOY INGINUITY!!!

Three men--one American, one Japanese and a Filipino were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Filipino, not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went into the toilet. When he returned, a piece of toilet paper was dangling from his behind.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Filipino finally said,

"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."

tanong sa isang contest..

Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy.
Host : What taptoy?
Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.

          

Creative Filipino Business names and ads:

MASTERVISION (video rental shop)
PETAL ATTRACTION (flower shop)
INTERNATIONAL FUNERAL HOMES (kailangan kaya ng visa dito?)
LUNAS SIKMURA (a last-resort restaurant)
STD (if it's car parts, hardware, or disease, we're not sure)
Le Cheng Tea House (Was the owner in a bad mood when it was named?)
DETH'S Eatery (eat and you die!)

"Hump at your own risk "
-Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)

* Notice *
NO Stambay

Vendors
Carry firearms inside the club
-Cavite

FOR SALE
U.S. GALLONS
big...P6.00
small..P5.00
- Makati

IMPOTENCE DEMO
--shop selling a cure for impotence, in an alley near Shaw Blvd

SLOW MEN AT WORK
--PLDT sign
(so much for zero backlog)

"Welcome to the Philippines-
The Only Catholic Country in Asia!"
and directly underneath that sign:
BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS

We Make Modern & Antique Furniture
-- sign in Pampanga

"Atty. Domino Carriedo"
Notary Public
Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo -- a sign in Cebu

Petal Attraction
-- a flower shop near U.P. Diliman

Please help our comfort room clean.
--self-service restaurant in Cebu

Jeepney and Bus signs
"Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off."
"Full string to stop driver."
"God knows Hudas not pay."
"For reckless driving, call ###-#####"
"Don't close to me, close to God."

A Sign we found in a convent in Baguio
"2nd Floor Upstairs."

"Danger Wall is Falling!"
- a sign on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.

Pansit ng taga-Malaboni - sign along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong

Cooking ng ina mo - a carinderia
Cooking ng ina mo rin - right across from "Cooking ng ina_ mo"

I love peanut M&Ms!!! Chocolatesssssssssssss

WingZero wrote:

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*Makes a mental note: Naja loves Peanut M&Ms*

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pareho pala kami.

gusto ko din ng nuts ni eminem e.

Anak:   'tay, may manok sa kusina natin. Tinutuka yung mga bigas sa tapayan.

Tatay:  Paalisin mo..

Anak:   Ganun lang pala eh."tsu.! tsu..! manok, alis dyan! 'tay, ayaw pa din umalis nung manok.

Tatay:  Ayaw pa rin ba? Takutin mo kasi para umalis..

Anak:   Manoooooook... sige ka, pag di ka umalis dyan..kakainin ka ng momo!!