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Granted now every gun, even bazookas, have a silencer. You won't hear what'll hit 'ya.

I wish for my first Beerkadets EB

-- Edited by Julius Borne at 10:35, 2008-02-05

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granted..the only thing is...no beerkadets were able to attend :D

i wish our house will be rid of pests

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granted.... but fumigation also rendered your house no longer habitable by any life form...for a month lang naman

i wish rats would become extinct

-- Edited by bowen at 10:59, 2008-02-05

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granted and mickey mouse will be called now as mickey horse..darn it doesnt fit. :D

i wish santa was here

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Granted, now he's there sitting on your lap.

I wish I was immortal.

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granted sad to say your in the line up of death row... you'll be experiencing being sletrocuted over and over again for the rest of your life. :D

i wish it would rain outside

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granted.... it's a three hour downpour and you will also be in a conked-out jeepney in the middle of espana.

i wish the global warming would reverse and things go back the way they were

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Granted but it was too effective that everything went back to the Primordial Ooze

I wish I can jump through dimensions

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granted.... but you cannot choose where to land.... and most oftentimes the portal is right in front of a brick wall or a 100 foot drop cliff or SLEX during monday morning rush
I wish i can freeze time at will

-- Edited by bowen at 15:47, 2008-02-05

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Granted but you can't unfreeze time at will.

I wish I was a non-spandex-wearing superhero.

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granted but you're a refigerator box wearing type of hero with a rotten banana as a head dress..

i wish i haven't gotten drunk and said all those..

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granted and now that you're sober, you'd wish you're dead drunk babbling those non-chalant, arduous monologues all over again.

I wish I could stay sober after 3 bottles of beer.

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Granted... but the real reason why you're sober after 3 beers is the bill >_>

I wish more people would play Twisted Genie

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granted.... there'll be thirty others that will play the game...but all thirty are your alternate egos as you developed a multiple personality disorder. :)

I wish my superiors would send me to train for at least a month in Canada

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granted.. ur now in a train.. an old one.wherein you yourself put the coal non-stop so the train would run.

i wish i can sleep at work unnoticed hehe

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Granted, but one day your building collapsed. Everyone was able to evacuate except for you, since no one was able to wake you up with your "sleep unnoticed" wish.

I wish to be a Beerkada Forum MOD

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granted you are now the moderator of forgoten threads. :D


i wish ms. lei would give me the top spot again in curve ball... (whaa the jimmy plushie's gonna be gone!!!??!?!)

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Granted.. But after that you will forget how to play any game.

I wish to have a wish that cannot be twisted in any way.

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granted.... but it has to be so twisted even the twisted genie would grimace (like getting to listen cheesy fm pluggings for 24 hours straight)

i wish i can unseat roachy from the top spot in curveball

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granted you've beaten roachy in curveball..but unfortunately ms.lei beat you easy hehe


i wish i had a jimmy plushie

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Granted. Congratulations! You are now the proud and sole owner of a Jimmy Santos plushie.

I wish for a Miss Lei plushie >_<

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granted that you'll have a mechanical chompy chomping your shoulders 24/7

i wish i have a maseratti model car

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granted..but you can see it in a microscope and can disintregrate when moved. :D

i wish it would snow here

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granted, only that the snow you could have is frozen pee

i wish twisted genie could show me how a 8 foot genie could fit in a bottle of coke

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granted....you have just witnessed yourself turning into a big bottle of coke, enabling the twisted genie to fit inside :D


i wish i have a new thing to do

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Granted you are now picking your snout

I wish for you

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granted you are now my clone without free will.

i wish i can lay in my bed all day

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granted...... but you're also breakfast in bed for a dozen hungry bed bugs

i wish for an uneventful monday today

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granted you now woke up and its tuesday already :D

i wish i can drive a gundam :D

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granted....but it's the kind they use in resiklo as that's all there is. and a liter gasoline fuel would only run it for abouta minute

i wish someone would give me a brand new mac laptop new model, for free

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