Twisted Genie

doctor_in_the_making · bookworm

RE: Twisted Genie

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted but you'll live in a cave with a cannibal

i wish my leg wont hurt

nicnutcola · Senior

granted, but your leg would instead be amputated.

i wish heroes would show here in the philz NOW.

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted, they will come as fast as superman stays as fast as flash and leaves like h a n c o c k

i wish i have a windows xp service pack 2 OS

nicnutcola · Senior

granted, but your pc gets stolen.

i wish my cough's gone.

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted, the coughing is gone..your appendix will rupture instead.

i wish its raining ice tonight

twistedkai · Carpooler

Granted but the ice will come in cube form

I wish that death would never come.

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted but you will be tortured to death but since your not dying it will be done eternally...

i wish i have the money to upgrade my pc

nicnutcola · Senior

your appendix will rupture insteadit's already gone :))

granted, but then your pc crashes after upgrading.

i wish mccain wins the elections

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted, he will be oust from his seat after a week due to some scandals..

i wish i can fly as freely as the wind

nicnutcola · Senior

granted, but people will start testing you cause your a mutant.

i wish the construction in front of our house would just end.

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted, but your house will be undergoing major renovations

i wish i can be in davao to meet her

nicnutcola · Senior

granted, but after that you'll never meet her again.

i wish i had cook's album NOW.

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

@ the davao thinggy..mukhang ganun n nga mangyyari..awts

granted, it contained the cursed vcd though.. now in audio form hehe

i wish no one would fluke in the gig this sat

doctor_in_the_making · bookworm

granted, but no one will watch naman.

i wish.... maging close kami

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted you will be bound by duct tape

i wish makapunta ko sa cebu

doctor_in_the_making · bookworm

granted, you have to walk to be able to get there.

i wish i know how to drive

sublimeabsurdity · Senior

Granted! You will now drive everyone crazy!

I wish for a faster internet connection.

nicnutcola · Senior

granted but it'll be really expensive that you'll wont be able to afford it...

i wish my eyes were clearer.

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted but you will see things in bright transparencies that you will end up blinded

i wish i can feel the xmas spirit

tenkouken · Carpooler

Granted. You'll be haunted by ghosts wearing Christmas suits.

I wish for a bottle of Mang Tomas.

doctor_in_the_making · bookworm

granted, basag-basag na bote naman.

i wish it's not very hot.

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted it would turn really really cold nman...mga 30 degrees below zero nman

i wish they would stop playing barney here...

nicnutcola · Senior

granted instead he'll come out of the tv screen and harass you.

i wish i had potato cubes to eat NOW.

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted..it will be in the form of maggi cubes..potato like that melts like ice cubes

i wish we would have roasted chicken for dinner

sublimeabsurdity · Senior

Granted!

Julius Borne · Senior

RE: Twisted Genie

tenkouken · Carpooler

Granted.

...Activating Trap Card! Here comes the Tulfo Brothers with the cops to grill you for being involved with porn!

I wish for a pillow for my aching back.

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

granted you got jimmy's pork bag.

i wish for a new addiction

doctor_in_the_making · bookworm

granted. but you'll be addicted to ballpens.

i wish i could stay here.