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Julius Borne


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With permission from Miss Lei, I present you with the forum game "Twisted Genie". Anyone here knows Norm the genie from Fairly Odd Parents? He's a genie that somewhat twists Timmy's wishes.

When someone makes a wish, the next grant the wish... with a twist. Say like:

Poster1:
"I wish I was tall"

Poster2:
"Granted but you got so tall that you reached outer space where you can't breathe and you died suffocating"

"I wish turtles have wings"

Poster1:
"Granted but now you have to watch out for flying turtle poo"

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Julius Borne


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So I start this with a wish...

I wish chickens can fly.

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Then Jolibee chickenjoy would be five times more expensive

I wish bacon is a health food



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Granted but nobody likes health foods so no one ends up eating it

I wish dogs and cats are no longer natural enemies

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Granted..... but dogs will meow and cats would howl

I wish my body needs only two hours of sleep in order to fully recharge

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granted... but wil last only for 4 hours..then you'll sleep automatically..


i wish i had a gf?:(

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Granted but when she saw me she breaks up with you and runs away with me.

I wish for a muscular body.

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Granted.. but your feet is too small to support your weight that you always fall down..

I wish to go to the moon..

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Granted but it's just a one-way trip and you end up going with that gay-looking N'SYNC dude

I wish for freebies

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granted...but it has defects.

i wish i can dance

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granted but you can only dance while sleeping

i wish i can ace my exams

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granted but it will be put off as practice exams...not graded.

i wish i can be alone with her...

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granted.... but would have to grant her wish to be alone also, if she'd wish to...( no offense intended, bro....twisted genie is the game :))

i wish that the country is made of one solid land mass instead of being scatterd into 7,100 islands

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Granted... well, not really because what happened is that they're not stacked one on top of the other. You don't wanna be the region on the lowest part of the stack.

I wish I can get a work that pays me for doing nothing

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granted...but the pay is also next to nothing....like piso per hour (but you get 25% extra for every hour rendered overtime)  biggrin.

i wish the working days in a week will be reduced to just three

-- Edited by bowen at 06:31, 2008-02-01

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granted but youll only have an hour per day for rest. that would include breaks hehe


i wish my current dilemma is over...

@bowen: no biggie :D

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Granted.... but it's on a day to day basis, so the cycle starts again tomorrow :D

I wish I can be a genie and solve roach's problems by really granting his wish unconditionally

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Granted... well, sorta because the genie misheard you and thought your wish was "to solve the roach problems by getting them clean unconventionally" and gives every roaches a bubble bath, even roachy, making them spiffy clean. Now that's one helluva earwax you got there, Twisted Genie >_>

I wish for three more wishes

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granted, but each wish has it's own consequences

i wish to have a day of shopping everywhere i want to

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Granted..... but that day falls on a Good Friday.

I wish I get a lifetime movie pass to all theaters

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granted but there are no more movies to be shown lahat nsa dvd na hehe


i wish the phone would ring

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Granted and when you answered you hear someone on the other line speak in a grumbly voice, "roachy, you have seven days left to live."

I wish for a harem

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granted but eventually tell you they're really are guys. :D

i wish for a new phone. ;D

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granted.... but it's an unused Microtac (which practically same as new)

i wish visas are no longer required to travel anywhere

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granted but the system will require a new one.. let say "gir's ":D

i wish konti ang patient census mamaya at walang toxic cases :D

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Granted, however, your patient is a uber-depressed ERAP who just lost his doc

I wish I'd have a cancer

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Granted you got a crab >_>

I wish I have a pair of Siberian Huskies

-- Edited by Julius Borne at 06:41, 2008-02-03

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Granted.... but you'd also develop allergies to dog hair

I wish gas prices would go down and stay down for at least a year

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granted but in the next year it will zoom way up high.

i wish my post would exceed 500 :D

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granted but ms. lei would ban you from the forums permanently after reaching 500 posts..

i wish i can have my dream vacation in venice..

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