"Yo mama's so dumb that her breastmilk is powdered!"

"I know! You just had a birthday!"

"Triple T-K-A! Time to totally kick ass!"

"This somebody ever tell you look just like Denzel Washington?"

"Credit card? ID? I'm so frickin' pissed!"


~ White Chicks!!!

[talking about masturbation]
Jim's Dad: It's like playing a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.
Jim: Right.
Jim's Dad: It's not a game.
Jim: No.
Jim's Dad: What you want is a partner to return the ball.

[On Condoms]
Jim's Dad: Well, they're safer than a tube sock...

Jim's Dad: We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.

Jim's Dad: [to Jim] Now, do you know what a clitoris is?

You wrote that the world has no need for a saviour. But everyday I hear people crying for one.


Kal-El from Superman Returns.

ung line ni samuel l jackson sa snakes on a plane....

Men,get some breakfast and eat heartily, for tonight we dine in Cleaveland!!!
- United 300 (MTV 2007 movie parody winner)

Tenacious D: The pick of destiny

:Jack Black (Narrator)::..
A long ass f**kin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yeah there was a black sheep,
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B.
And he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see of
F**kin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam
And all the planets did align.

..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Oh the dragons balls were blazin'
As I stepped into his cave.
Then I sliced his f**kin' ****les,
With a long and shiney blade!
'Twas I who f**ked the dragon,
F**ka lie sing f**k a loo!
And if you try to f**k with me,
Then I shall f**k you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

AHHHHHHH

..::Meat Loaf (Father)::..
You've disobeyed my orders son,
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us
Comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's the devil's work,
He wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos he will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
You better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't wanna hear you cry,
Don't wanna hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone...
I'm askin' for your guidance,
Would you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre
Who will teach me how to rock.
My Father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a ****.
Rock is not the devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am
Stuck here with my Dad...

..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::..
I hear you brave young Jables,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band!
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!

..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
So he bailed from f**king Kickapoo
With hunger in his heart.
And he journeyed far and wide
To find the secrets of his art.
But in the end he knew
That he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock!
Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
Raye-yayayayaye-ya.

" i made a promise...to protect Noriko..."

-shuya from Battle Royale

Lt. Dan: "Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?"
Forrest: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."

nice one :D

"There are only two sides in life, the winners and the losers... This is the line that divides good from evil. Its black or white. Theres nothing in between." - teacher Riki from battle royale 2:requiem

"There's a fine line between tough and crazy and you're flirting with it." - remember the titans

A year ago these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. What happened? Did your balls drop off?

Clown Prince of Crime, from The Dark Joker