Wahoo! You're a dormer/boarder when...

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

Wahoo! You're a dormer/boarder when...

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

Ako muna! Walang kokontra!

Let's get Lyndon's answers out of the way first:

You instinctively bring all your toiletries out of the bathroom, even when you're at home.
You have 1001 places to hide food
You refer to your mom as "Miss Sexy", then you proceed to order a half order of adobo and a cup of rice

Now, my answers:

You don't mind fungi on your bathroom, even if it's as big as your dog
Your idea of fixing your bed is to put your blanket over the mess in your bed
You are imprevious to bedbugs, lice, mosquitos, and snakes
You've gone to at least one class wearing the clothes you slept with
You can make wonders with corned beef and tuna
Your idea of a balanced meal is cup noodles (because it has veggie bits)
Your nose loses the ability to smell
You only have five shirts and a pair of pants in your drawer
You've experienced travelling in a bus with 10 kilos of dirty laundry and your chem notes

yani · BEERKADET

1. When you have basket full of toiletries.
2. When you need to wake up early to make pila your pail then you'll go back to sleep.
3. When you make singit sa pila dahil yung mga may ari ng nakapilang baldi ay tulog pa.

yani · BEERKADET

I know im double posting but something is wrong. 6 yung pinost ko. 3 lang lumabas??!

~When you are roaming the streets early in the morning in search of pandesal.
~When you and your roomies conduct an investigation for a lost item.
~When you label all your things to easily spot it.
~When your territory is limited to your bed and your cabinet.
~When you go back to class after a break looking like you just woke up.

ShowStoppeR · 13th AngeL

*when you wake up real early so you'll be the first in the bathroom
*when you don't worry about forgetting stuff because you live nearby
*when your space is all messed up with used clothes, towels hanging at your headrest
*when you're comfortable walking around the room in you undies, coz you dont care about your roommates
*when you come to class looking for food, because you don't have time to prepare bfast...

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

Hehehe, when everything you own is labeled with your name.

raspberi · eNiGMaTiC NiRVaNa

when you buy a month's worth of sky flakes (oo, sky flakes... ung nasa lata!)

KenMikaze · Enigbaboykage-ANBU

You don't mind the weekly earth-shaking activity from the top bunk.

s2chard · KONOHA VILLAGE - Jounin

you are a dormer if...

kapag uuwi ka na, tinitingnan mo yung susi mo sa iyong bahay.
kapag tinetext mo yung roommates mo imbes na parents mo na gabi ka na
makakauwi.
kapag ang sampayan mo ng undies mo ay yung banyo niyo, dahil nahihiya kang
isampay sa labas ng bahay.
May heater ka ng tubig na nabibili sa bangketa worth 100 pesos.
May personal kang plato, baso, kutsara, tinidor, kaldero, cooking utensil, etc...
Maraming ka ng naipong mineral bottle.

KenMikaze · Enigbaboykage-ANBU

When you have to borrow briefs from you roomie...

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

Or worse, you do Side A/Side B with your undies...

raspberi · eNiGMaTiC NiRVaNa

when you leave your house with a bulky bag (full of freshly ironed clothes in a neat bundle) and return with a bulkier bag, (full of dirty laundry) may bitbit ka pang plastic/paper bags (full of dirty laundry pdn)

yani · BEERKADET

When you have a stock of distilled water near your bed and you have a mug or use a small bottle (500mL) to drink from. When you are home you have the habit of bringing a small bottle or mug of water when you go to bed.

twistedkai · Carpooler

You know how to cook different variants of instant noodles.
You're classmates drop by at your boarding house to have their phones charges, or to watch tv at your living room.
You learn how to live with 1-3 people in the room whom you have absolutely no relation whatsoever.

KenMikaze · Enigbaboykage-ANBU

When you anticipate the monthly one-month-notice-of-vacancy...

eastydie · Fagazi's Advocate

prone sa UTI .. pancit canton. at maaalat..

uses sachet na shampoo.. and.. what conditioner?

every day you seem to loose a shirt.. nawawala sa laundry shop kasi.

Azaka · Introvert In The Process

Wahoo! You're a dormer/boarder when...

When you hide your "FOODS" from your DormMates...

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

Worse, your extra-large bar of Safeguard IS your shampoo

gxmania10 · GUNDANIUM BEERKADET

psychoCOW wrote:

Or worse, you do Side A/Side B with your undies...

hey! my "JERK!!" dad use to do that when they where in campping days 20 years ago

KenMikaze · Enigbaboykage-ANBU

worse, if you use safeguard as your shampoo and perla as your body soap

yani · BEERKADET

Your classmates will ask if you have taken a bath due to an announced water disruption.
pag ang sagot mo ay OO:
Napipilitan kang umuwi para makaligo.
Or
Nakiligo ka sa kakilala na may tubig.
Or
Naligo ka na bago pa mawalan ng tubig.
Or
Nagpunas ka na lng.
Or
Hilamos lang ang ginawa mo.
Or
Nakapag-ipon ka ng tubig (na prone to nakaw).

gxmania10 · GUNDANIUM BEERKADET

when you buy food only to yourself and store it in your room.

s2chard · KONOHA VILLAGE - Jounin

you are a dormer...

lalabas ka ng bahay kahit di na plantsado damit mo...
isang malaking hassle ang pagkain ng hapunan: magbibihis ka pa,
    maghihintayan ng housemates mo, at mag-iisip kung saan ka kakain...
maliban sa iyong family, may ibang tao na nakita na ang iyong buong katawan
    at ang worst, walang saplot (dirty mind playing around, sorry)... blankstare
you have grown with an iron stomach. LBM and constipation is no longer a
    problem to you...

Azaka · Introvert In The Process

when you watch movies together up until 5 am.

tinkahbelle · beerkada resident fairy

kapag marunong kang maglaba sa lababo.. yeeeeee! my 1st post sa 1 forum topic!

Megara · Tiger Princess

your clothes/uniforms are not well pressed.
you always have a bag of chips at home.
you have a stack of instant noodles and pancit canton.
you are always late for class.

sublimeabsurdity · Senior

yani wrote:

I know im double posting but something is wrong. 6 yung pinost ko. 3 lang lumabas??!

~When you are roaming the streets early in the morning in search of pandesal.
~When you and your roomies conduct an investigation for a lost item.
~When you label all your things to easily spot it.
~When your territory is limited to your bed and your cabinet.
~When you go back to class after a break looking like you just woke up.

hahaha! naalala ko tuloy buhay ko nung college!

dormer ka if you fear your landlady's wrath more than your prof.

bowen · Beerkadet

01. when everything you own can fit in your 'cartonite' luggage
02. when you know all the 24 ways of cooking sardines
03. when you actually have a favorite brand of sardines
04. when you can distinguish the scent of one detergent bar from another

-- Edited by bowen at 16:04, 2008-07-30

roachy · 10CM - nurse bassist

you can live for an entire month having pancit canton and instant noodles for food :D

sublimeabsurdity · Senior

People call you early morning and asks you to check if may pasok or wala kasi katabi mo lang ang school (or nasa school ka mismo).