I'd use my newfound influence and power to buy a couple of tickets to watch Arsenal and Manchester United play live, just to see what real soccer hooligans look like. And yeah, I wouldn't mind "getting" a couple of obscenely-priced castles to go with my new rank. Oooh, oooh, all the West End plays I can watch!
WHAT IF... Somebody grants you $1,000,000, but you had to spend it all in twelve hours?
Buy a home and cars for me, my sister and my mom. Invest in a business or two, buy an office space / building. Book for vacations around the country and abroad. Give some to charity and do something to support local comics. and if there is time left and money left...splurge on shopping for myself and my friends.
What if you were stranded in an island with the person you hate most?
I'll leave the wedding quietly and then go straight to the buffet area and raid the lechon. And then I'll get back at them by planting HIV-infected needles on their bed and run after them with a katana and an M203.
Seriously, that question made me cry.
WHAT IF you have an armory filled with all sorts of guns, explosives, missiles, tanks, the whole nine yards?
ooh... my guys would love me for that!!!! We'll have our own army!!!! We could work underground..like special forces!!!...like... counterstrike!!! nyahahaha...
I'd invent a device that would make the rest of the world smaller than my 6 inches! Or do the opposite, invent a device that would make me 6 feet tall! :D
What if the ice cream you are eating melts faster than you could it eat?
"oh, the river is wide, the river it touches my life...like the waves on the sand...and all roads lead to tranquillity base...where the frown on my face disappears..."