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Megara


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Mga guys, meron ba kayong mga jokes dyan?


Kahit ano...kahit na corny basta nakakatawa...


Hehehe....


eto ang sa akin...


Anong duck ang nagpapanggap na duck?


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Eh di...


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Peking Duck!!!


 


Wahehehehe



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cheerio_888


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Hmmm... Corny ako mag-joke eh. Isip muna ako.


 


Ah. alam ko na.


 


Anong sinabi ng sipon sa kulangot?


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


eh di...


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


MANIGAS KA!


 


 


 


 


 


 



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ito uso sa text ngayon...



Till I Leave on....




































































...kung lumipad,sumaby sa hangin ako'y napatingin...

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Joke hmmmmm...let's see...


Stupid police officer: Sumuko, napapaligiran KITA.


Stupid criminal: Hindi ako susuko...MARAMI AKO!



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Megara


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Wahehehehe...eto pa...


kamuning....


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


kamuning get me, get, get me, baby I'm yours, kamuning get me



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Old School Joke:


Anak: Tatay, nasaan na ang wayis?


Tatay: Anak naman, bulol ka pa rin hanggang ngayon...ayun...NASA SUYOK!



-- Edited by bugoytheman at 12:20, 2006-05-30

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oliver


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Hantayin nyong magpost si Fraggle Dito. mamamatay kayo s kakatawa

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naku... pasensya na... nawala ang mojoke ko... baka matagal pa bago bumalik yan...




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One time, an ugly woman saw a drunkard...then...


Drunkard: Pangit! Pangit! Pangit (Hic)!


Ugly Woman: Bwiset!  Lasenggo!


Drunkard: Ok lang (hic)...bukash di na ako lashing...Pero ikaw...bukash...Pangit pa rin.



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"oh, the river is wide, the river it touches my life...like the waves on the sand...and all roads lead to tranquillity base...where the frown on my face disappears..." 
WingZero


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Fraggle Rock wrote:

naku... pasensya na... nawala ang mojoke ko... baka matagal pa bago bumalik yan...

So that's where Frag gets his sense of humour: from his mojoke.


Wish I had one too.



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iLenz


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here's mine.

pulis: bakit mo inihagis ang bata sa bintana?

yaya: sinunod ko lang utos ng amo ko. sabi po ng amo ko "wala na tayong Pampers i-Huggies mo na lang si baby".



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Megara


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airforce:


NO guts, no glory


 


marines:


no retreat, no surrender


 


army:


no pain, no gain


 


naks! ayaw patalo ng security guard:


 


no i.d. , no entry!




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Guard: ID mo!
Student: eto...hawak ko
Guard: I-pin mo.
(Ngumiti ang student....)

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"oh, the river is wide, the river it touches my life...like the waves on the sand...and all roads lead to tranquillity base...where the frown on my face disappears..." 
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Anong sinabi ng baby fish sa mommy fish pagkatapos nyang maligo?
MOMMY, I'M SO BANGUS NA! NGYE!

Anong sabi ng lolo fish sa kanyang mga anak na fish sa deathbed nya?
MGA ANAK, I'M DAING! NGYE!

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psychoCOW wrote:

Anong sinabi ng baby fish sa mommy fish pagkatapos nyang maligo? MOMMY, I'M SO BANGUS NA! NGYE! Anong sabi ng lolo fish sa kanyang mga anak na fish sa deathbed nya? MGA ANAK, I'M DAING! NGYE!


anlansa...eto pa malalansang jokes


Anong sinabi nung fish sa ka'school' niya nung high'school'?


ISDA YOU????!!!!!


Anong sinabi nung fish nung nilagay na siya sa lata?


IM TUNA!


 


ANLANSA!!! WOOT


 



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Future


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


ryt foot in future ryt foot out


future ryt foot in and shake it all about...


break it down yo!



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Naisip mo na ba na minsan bigla mo na lang inisip kung nagiisip ka ba tapos naisip mo na wala ka palang iniisip kahit na pinipilit mong magisip? hay...wag mo nang isipin!

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Student: mama bayad ho!


Driver: san papunta?


Student: sa inyo!


Driver:(aba namimilosopo!) san galing!


Student:sa akin!


Driver:(nakakaubos ng pasensya!! akala mo ha...bigyan ko kaya ng kulang na sukli!)


Student:mama kulang po ang sukli, magkano ba quiapo?


Driver: bakit bibilhin mo?



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Boy: magsusuot ka ba ng hikaw kung wala kang tenga?

Girl: hinde.

Boy: magsususot ka ba ng singsing kung wala kang daliri?

Girl: hindi rin.

Boy: Eh bakit ka naka bra?

I know...it's so mean...







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(This really happened)

sa isang church, may pinagsalitang member sa harapan ng maraming tao, hawak ang mic.

Member: pasensiya na kayo, kinakabahan talaga ako...first time kong makahawak ng MICROSCOPE.

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Knock knock


who's there?



Nasan si Vic?


Nasan si Vic who?


























Nasan si Vic sa unang araw ng eskwela... taas kamay with confidence...let's do the 1st day high!










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On the first day of Grade 3, Erap's math teacher asked the students to count to 50. Many of them did very well, some getting as high as 37. But Erap did extremely well; he made it to 100 with only 3 mistakes. At home he told his Dad how well he had done. Dad told him, "That's because you're an Estrada, son."

The next day, in English class, the teacher asked students to recite the alphabet. Some made it to the letter "K" with only one mistake but Erap outdid them again. He made it all the way through, missing only the letter "M". That evening he once again brought his Dad up to date and Dad explained to him, "That's because you're an Estrada, son."

The next day, the boys were dressing up after Physical Education. Erap noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well-endowed". This confused him. That night, he asked his Dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm an Estrada?"

"No, son," explained Dad, "that's because you're 18!"

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Famous Lines
some makes me laugh, ung iba napag isip ako. pero cute silang lahat.
------------ --------- ---

"Pinapaikot mo lang ako.
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti
pang patayin mlo na lang
ako."

-electric fan

------------ --------- ---

"Hindi lahat ng walang
salawal ay bastos"

-winnie d' pooh

------------ --------- ---

"Alam mo ba wala akong
ibang hinangad kundi ang
mapalapit saio. Pero
patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"

-ipis

------------ --------- ---

"Hala! Sige magpakasasa
ka! Alam ko namang katawan
ko lang ang habol mo."

-hipon

------------ --------- ---

"Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal
ako lagi na lang maraming
tao ang nagagalit! Wala
ba akong karapatang
magmahal?!?"

-gasolina

------------ --------- ---

"Hindi lahat ng green
ay masustansya. "

-plema

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"Hindi ko hinahangad na
ipagmalaki mo na ako'y
sau. Ayoko ko lang naman
na sa harap ng maraming
tao ganun mo na lang ako
itanggi.."

-utot

------------ --------- ---

"Sawang sawa na ako
palagi nalang akong
pinagpapasa- pasahan,
pagod na pagod na ako."

-bola

------------ --------- ---

"You never know what you
have till you lose it.
And once you lose it, you
can never get it back"

-snatcher

------------ --------- ---

"Ginawa ko naman lahat
para sumaya ka. Mahirap ba
talagang makontento sa isa?
Bakit palipat-lipat ka?"

-TV

------------ --------- ---

"Hindi lahat ng maasim
may vitamin c"

-kili kili

------------ --------- ---

"Sige, batihin mo ako....
Sigeee.....
BATEEEEEE!!! !!!!!"

-omelette (sorry medyo green)

------------ --------- ---

Pilitin mo man na alisin
ako sa buhay mo, babalik
at babalik ako!

-libag (hahahaha)

------------ --------- ---

"Wag mo na akong bilugin.."

-kulangot (yukk, sabay tawa)

------------ --------- ---

"Paano tayo makakabuo kung
hindi ako papatong sa iyo?"

-lego (green uli)

------------ --------- ---

"Hindi lahat ng dugo
puedeng idonate"

-regla (sorry uli, excuse lang po)


sorry na post ko uli... di ko na nakita na may ganito din pala...
 



-- Edited by s2chard at 21:50, 2006-11-24

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NANAY: Anak, damihan mo ang sinaing ngayon, isama mo ang aso at pusa.

(child complies)

NANAY: (returns) ANAK! Bakit may aso sa loob ng sinaing natin?!

ANAK: Eh 'nay isasama ko pa nga dapat 'yung pusa pero di na kasya.

XD XD XD

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Doc: "Ano ang trabaho mo, iha?"
Girl: "Substitute po."
Doc: "Di kaya prostitute ?"
Girl: "Doc, Mommy ko ang prostitute. Kung hindi siya puwede, ako ang
pumapalit!"

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Eto meron akong joke.... ^^ nung mga first year highschool days ko pa eto...

Boy: Miss ma typewriter po kayo?
Girl: Wala bakit?
Boy: Type kita eh! :D
Girl: Kumain ka na ba ng corn?
Boy: Aba, hindi ho, bakit?
Girl: Ang corny mo eh....
NGE!

-- Edited by Wuffie at 19:31, 2007-04-11

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Damn, only jokes I know would get me banned.

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suportahan niyo po si pichay sa darating na halalan. uncle ko po kasi sya.


































-kintsay





































huwag nyong iboto si joker. kalaban namin sya.









































-batman and robin.

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CJ de silva, IQ: 156, promil user since 2 yrs old
Erap, IQ: 8, promil user since 2 yrs old until now

-- Edited by kuya_jot at 14:16, 2007-05-03

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titser : klas alam nyo ba n ang tao ay nang galing kina adan at eva?

Estupident : mam sabi po ng tatay ko sa unggoy po tayo nanggaling

titser: iho tumahimik k jan, hindi natin pinag-uusapan ang pamilya nyo!

gets?

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