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uhmm...teka nga...

...



yan!



 



Salutations! Welcome to my show, Porky's Grill! I'm your host, Porky!




Thank you!Thank you!Sa show na ito, may isang beerkadet na igue-guest for the month, siya ang uupo sa ating hot seat to be grilled!



:



Everyone could post their questions, suggestions, testimonials, whatever, para sa ating celebrity for the month na siya naman niyang sasagutin ng katotohanan na taos sa kanyang puso(if you posted a question)...Whatever...This'd be a(nother) great way for us Beerkada forumites to get to know each other more!





Future celebrities will be notified thru pm or im habang nakasalang pa ang susundan niyang celebrity. Sa mga guests, feel free to promote anything!




 




And now, Ladies and Germs, our guest for this month...



 



*pasok isang PA*



PA:*whisperwhisperbulongbulong*



porky:"anong wala?!?diba pinaasikaso ko na sa inyo yon?!?"



PA:"whisperwhisperbulongbulong*



porky:"powtek,lammu bang ako masasalang nyan?para san pa't sinusuwelduhan ko kayoh?!?"



PA:"bos wala pa nga yung seldo ko ng enero e..."



porky:"langya,yun pa talaga yung di mo binulong e noh?lumayas ka na nga sa harapan ko..."



*labas PA*



 



ladies,and genitals,uhmmm...we're proud to present...uhmmm...a very special episode of "Porky's Grill"...



er...



special...



uhmmm...



kase...ahmmm...this month...ahmmm...ano kase...ahmmm...walang guest...



kase...ano...ahmmm...



it's uhmmm...take the...audience's...er...opinion...and...stuff...month...



tama!



take-the-audience's-opinion-or-something month!



actually matagal na tong nakaplano



so yun...this month,you could post in on what you think about the show...comments,suggestions,violent reactions...rant and rave all you want...



man i'm good




-- Edited by lei at 15:31, 2006-03-01

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Love this thread. 


Di ko nga lang masundan.


Bravo, Porky.


:applause:



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porky wrote:

we're proud to present...uhmmm...a very special episode of "Porky's Grill"... er... special... uhmmm... kase...ahmmm...this month...ahmmm...ano kase...ahmmm...walang guest...

Walang guest? How about the host? Hey, talk show hosts do that for their special episodes... Hayaan mo  bumawi ang mga na-grill.


 




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tama, tama...



we're grilling porky...



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pwede ka ba pumunta ng EB naka master showman outfit sabay sabi ng walang tulugan?

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s2chard wrote:

tama, tama... we're grilling porky...

O, ayan, PORKY. May nag-second the motion na.


 




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porky wrote:

 ...this month,you could post in on what you think about the show...comments,suggestions,violent reactions...rant and rave all you want...

This thread p!$$*$ me off. B*!!*(k$.



 



 



 



 



I'm kidding, Porky.


Would like to see another member of the Artists Den be grilled, please.



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I wanna see Porky be grilled too~


PORKY PORKY PORKY!

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porky na!! ^__^
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PORKY: the third has spoken. erh, basta may nag 2nd & 3rd da motion na. Grill the host!!


 




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i-grill si Porky!



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grill! grill! grill! grill!

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porky, ano, kaw na ba ang igi-grill? di ka makakalusot sa "it's uhmmm...take the... audience's... er... opinion... and... stuff... month..." nope. cannot be. somebody start the fire so we can start grilling! i'm just waiting for the go signal. kaw naman kasi ang host eh.

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pwede i steam instead i grill...nakaka cancer ang coal eh...hehehehe..

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nice!




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whaaa!!!ano itoh?rebolusyon sa studio?


huhuhu...


okeypayn,porkypayn...


ang grillee for this month...


ako


kala ko lusot na e...



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so questions please....

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Porky: What gave you the idea/what was your inspiration for "producing" this show?

Favorite color? Favorite Food?

Favorite band? Favorite song?

Do you like animals? Do you have pets?

Yung picture nung girl na pinost mo noon, siya pa rin ba ang tinatangi ng puso mo?

What's your take on the whole Proclamation 1017 (just lifted) brouhaha?

Will we ever, ever, ever see you in person sa isang EB or event (although an EB is an event) ?

Isip pa ako.



-- Edited by Jinky at 00:43, 2006-03-05

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Yung picture nung girl na pinost mo noon, siya pa rin ba ang tinatangi ng puso mo?


yapyap


 


What gave you the idea/what was your inspiration for "producing" this show?


sa isang forums na kinabibilangan naming dalawa(ng "girl na tinatangi ng aking puso"),may thread siyang ganito.thought it was a nice way to get to know each other.so yun.(porky the rip-off artist)


 


Favorite color?


kulay ert(shades of brown and green)


 


Favorite Food?


sinigang na pork, ripe mangoes, ice cream(yameh!)


 


Favorite band?


hirap nito a.of all time?siguro...Eraserheads...


 


Favorite song?


Vincent ni Don Mclean.nakakaiyak.


 


Do you like animals?


i do!pero hindi lahat.


 


Do you have pets?


moonlight flower, our cat.okay,my sister's cat.i had pets too.yung mga hayop sa bakuran namin sa probinsya.malaya sila kaya di ako obleegadong pakainin sila.kinakausap ko lang.sina momoth the moth, bob the bubulee, at madaming paru-paro...di ko bati yung mga butiki...


 


What's your take on the whole Proclamation 1017 (just lifted) brouhaha?


sa pagkakaintindi ko,yun yung pag sya na pinagtitripan,pede nya ispoil yung sitwasyon...tama ba?may sitwasyon naman na pede ipatupad yung ganon.kung ang tao ang mali.pero sa kaso ni gloria,malabo.


yung yung sa tingin ko talo sa demokrasya.majority wins.e pano kung majority,tanga?


whoever said "the voice of the people is the voice of God" never saw the wowowee incident.


 


Will we ever, ever, ever see you in person sa isang EB or event (although an EB is an event) ?


opo.pangako po.dadalo na ko.



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How about Porky making fun of news and headlines, ala David Letterman/Jay Leno?

Or post your favorite joke/riddle/pics?

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collections?



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porky, [flash forward ka] what if years from now, you're totally in love with someone na tipong magpapakasal na kayo, then she tells you that she used to be a MAN at nagpa-sex change lang, the whole works... how would you react, what would you do?



if it makes you uncomfortable thinking of that someone as your current girlfriend, think of an imaginary person lang.

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porky wrote:


Will we ever, ever, ever see you in person sa isang EB or event (although an EB is an event) ? opo.pangako po.dadalo na ko.


That's what you said last December. Didn't see you in any of the pictures taken during those times. I'm assuming you didn't show up.


Hope you'll actually keep your promise and attend a get-together. And please bring your girlfriend. I'd really like to meet her. Maybe she has an older sister.



-- Edited by WingZero at 15:18, 2006-03-05

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porky wrote:
ang grillee for this month...
ako
kala ko lusot na e


Na-grill din! Next time na ko magtatanong; ubos na time ko eh. Last minute lang kasi ako nag-check dito.



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L


das a kool aydiya. buti ka pa, di mo ko gusu igrill


 


iLenz


uhmmm...this might weird you guys out pero...i've been collecting my...fingernail and toenail clippings since...uhmmm...guro september last year...i keep it in a film canister and konti pa lang...uhmmm...i sort of collect...uhmmm... "reading materials"...comics,books,magazines...well...not so much "collect" as "read"...


 


kunokuno


i wouldn't mind. even if,turns out,HE didn't get the "operation" done,then fine,i'd probablee consider myself gay then...and that still WOULDN'T be the furthest i can go...para sa pag-ibig...yaaak...mushy...


 


whiz


amsuri.uhmmm.when's the next EB?and regarding her having an older sis...uhmmm...wala e...she does have an older brother though...


 


najanaja


pagrill kana ren a?



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porky wrote:

whiz amsuri.uhmmm.when's the next EB?and regarding her having an older sis...uhmmm...wala e...she does have an older brother though...   

She has an older brother. Not interested.


The next official event would be the Book Six launch this May, but no exact date and venue yet. Wish most of us could attend.



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Porky,

Kung isa kang crayola, anong kulay ka at bakit?


Anong meron sa "World Peace" at bakit kapag ito ang isinagot mo sa isang contest ay tiyak na ang pagkapanalo mo?




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porky, bakit "porky"? what's in a pork, porky? porky-t ba paborito mo ang pork? kung ikaw ba ay poor, magiging poorky ka? pork-ever na ba yan? por-k favor, pakisagot!

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hmmm... ako pa...


1. Mr. Porky, what is the sexiest thing about you? (just for fun...)


2. Bibigyan ka ng pagkakataon na makakasama mo habambuhay  ang tatlong babae, sino po sila?


3. Bibigyan ka ng pagkakataon na ma-maximize ang isa sa iyong talent, character, or gift, anong po iyon?


4. Bibigyan ka ng isang taon para kay GOD na masasagot ka niya direkta, ano pong tanong yon?


5. Ano po si porky 15 years from now?


6. What is the craziest thing you do to get a woman's attention?


7. Nakasama na po ba kayo sa isang play? ano pong role niyo?


8. Can you recommend a romantic place na suwak sa budget?


9. What can you say about "SM" na parang kabute, kung saan saan nagsusulputan? (recently sa Sta. Rosa)


next time na uli... brain-drained... oohh ouch ouch...




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whiz


i kid.i kid.i know about the launch kaya lang...antagal pa nun e...uhmmm...sna nga madami makadalo...


 


oriori


Kung isa kang crayola, anong kulay ka at bakit?


brown.wala maxado me peborit.pero laging ginagamit.(lupa,puno,tao...)saka basta non-toxic,pede magpanggap na expired na chocolate.


Anong meron sa "World Peace" at bakit kapag ito ang isinagot mo sa isang contest ay tiyak na ang pagkapanalo mo?


guro kase pa-"selfless" epek kase.yung mga tao,parang,"waw,pag nakapulot pala to ng magic lamp,makikinabang din ako a!langya,kung ako yon,peperahin ko nalang e!"...at kaya siguro sila nananalo e iniisip ng judges na "a,panalunin natin yun!baka mas malakas ang chance na makapulot sya ng magic lamp pag me beauty queen title sya!worldpis din yun!".


 


kunokuno


porky, bakit "porky"?


i used to go by the name "mykolot" dati sa net.tas sa isang forum,para di ako makilala nung friend ko na member din,gumamit ako ng ibang username.tas dumikit nalang sa kin yung pangalan.naisip ko rin yung porky dahil gusu ko ang pork...and i'm fat.


what's in a pork, porky?


uhmmm...pigmeat?


porky-t ba paborito mo ang pork?


naisip ko rin yung porky dahil gusu ko ang pork...and i'm fat.


kung ikaw ba ay poor, magiging poorky ka?


huh?y'mean i could actually get poorer?


pork-ever na ba yan?


aywan.porky'll do pork now.


por-k favor, pakisagot!


por que?


 


s2ch


1. Mr. Porky, what is the sexiest thing about you? (just for fun...)


i like kittens...candlelight dinners...and long walks in the park...haha.inde.uhmmm...ewan...definitelee nothing physical.


2. Bibigyan ka ng pagkakataon na makakasama mo habambuhay  ang tatlong babae, sino po sila?


isa lang pede na e...pero...


ang leelee ko...


ang leelee ko...


ang leelee ko...


para menagé-a-quatre(tama ba yun?)kame.


3. Bibigyan ka ng pagkakataon na ma-maximize ang isa sa iyong talent, character, or gift, anong po iyon?


uhmmm...charisma?para masakop ko ang daigdig!ay...wala pala ko non...uhmmm...talent nalang...uhmmm...mag-drawing siguro...


4. Bibigyan ka ng isang taon para kay GOD na masasagot ka niya direkta, ano pong tanong yon?


huh?aaa...tanong...uhmm..."why?"


5. Ano po si porky 15 years from now?


34...married...may isang anak...nagtatrabaho(hindi ko nga lang sure kong ano)...me aso...me treehouse...beerkadet...


6. What is the craziest thing you do to get a woman's attention?


to get a girl's attention?crazy?uhmmm...ewan...i don't do that e...


7. Nakasama na po ba kayo sa isang play? ano pong role niyo?


nung HS...laging batang gusgusin...o kaya narrator...o kaya yung boses ni "God"...


8. Can you recommend a romantic place na suwak sa budget?


within the metro?uhmmm...la ko alam e...i always just take her one place...sa bahay...para kami lang...so uhmmm...siguru yun...anywhere comfy and private...ewan ko lang kung san...


9. What can you say about "SM" na parang kabute, kung saan saan nagsusulputan? (recently sa Sta. Rosa)


ayus lng.para mas nagiging convenient.pero sana wag esem lahat.



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porky wrote:

kung ikaw ba ay poor, magiging poorky ka?
huh?y'mean i could actually get poorer?



Bwahaha! That's funny. Thanks, porky!



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