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Junior

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knock knock..


who's there?


medicine..


medicine who..?


 


(in the tune of Lupang Hinirang)


Bayang magiliw..


medi-cine.




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g3n3s1s wrote:


knock knock.. who's there? medicine.. medicine who..?   (in the tune of Lupang Hinirang) Bayang magiliw.. medi-cine.

errr. di ko na-gets...

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di lang ikaw inde nakagets..


 



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sumakit ulo ko doon ah....


can someone explain????



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aysus...


medi (ready)


cine (sing!)


gets?




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^^ haaay.. salamat sa pagpapaliwanag..

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Fraggle Rock wrote:


aysus... medi (ready) cine (sing!) gets?

he he he..

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damn pare ang labo i'm confused

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Junior

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natawa lang talaga ako nung narinig ko yan..


anyway, mas maganda kasi pag actual mong maririnig yan.



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g3n3s1s wrote:

natawa lang talaga ako nung narinig ko yan..
anyway, mas maganda kasi pag actual mong maririnig yan.




He who laughs last.... Ano na 'yung susunod 'dun?

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Junior

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Q: Ano ang tawag mo sa Pari at Madre na mag syota sa loob ng simbahan..?


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


A: Lovers in Parish..


 


 



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Junior

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Bugaw: Sir, Chicks P1,500, estudiante!



Man: Ganun ba? Hanapan mo ako ng mga P500 lang pero mas magaling pa sa estudyante.



Bugaw: Meron din, sir, yung PRINCIPAL, okey yun!



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pwede ka nang mag stand-up comedy act sa isang bar...

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More! More! 'Yung a la Rex Navarette naman XD!

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di ako komedyante, pero a friend, who's a natural comic, delivered this one real well:


ang hirap maka-contact sa ongpin area. all i get is :sorry, all singkits are busy now. please try your call later.



 


 



 



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najanaja wrote:


di ako komedyante, pero a friend, who's a natural comic, delivered this one real well: ang hirap maka-contact sa ongpin area. all i get is :sorry, all singkits are busy now. please try your call later.      


hay.... naja. ang korni mo talaga  




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hehehe!
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eh sa mababaw lang kaligayahan ko eh!


 




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(Ehem) 33!





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ehem din
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erh.. 69.


 




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i-abolish ang mga korni !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mag-sa-strike akoh





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hahahaha...medi-cine...sus!!!


natawa ako dun sa "singkits" ah...hahahha...and coincidentally, isang prof sa Circuits sa amin ay isang pure blood chinese...as in ang name niya ay "ANG,PIEN HUI TAN"...grabe tapos terror pa daw...hahahahaha...


ito joke ni carol...


Q: Ano ang hayop na laging nauuntog??


A: E di.... "DUG"....


 


isa pa....


Q: Ano ang pinakamabilis na pagkain sa buong mundo???


A: E di.. "SOPAS" (so fast...)



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hahaha...


ok ako naman...


Q: ano ang tawag sa kalabaw na marunong umakyat ng puno???


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


A: e di magaling....


Q2: e, ano naman ang tawag sa kalabaw na marunong umakyat sa bundok???


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


A: e, di mas magaling...


Pahabol na Q :e, ano naman tawag mo sa penguin na nasa disyerto???


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


e, di naliligaw...


tawa naman diyan...  



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Hiro Nakamura's boyfriend

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buti hindi nyo ko kasama araw-araw... hehehe


lalo na si yamiyo... baka magwalk out ka sa mga hirit ko.


may tanong ako... ako o si ano... hehehe




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yamiyo wrote:


i-abolish ang mga korni !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mag-sa-strike akoh


YUMMY: Corny or creepy?


 




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uuuhhh....


alam nyu ung magic mirror?...


up, ateneo, lasalle?


nakakatawa talaga un



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LP


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di ko talga gets...

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nakaka confuse

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share mo naman hisham yang joke mo!

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ito may nakita akong joke sa www.mapua.com


and I quote.....


This sounds to be a joke
BUT it's very true!


Subject: Mathematics

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say giving more than 100%
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26



Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you

A-S-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%







peaCE!





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Ang taga-UP, Ang taga-Ateneo, at Ang taga-LaSalle....


presents....


MAGIC MIRROR...


sa mundong ito ay mayroong isang magic mirror....ang salaming ito ay kinakain ang sinumang taong nakaharap dito na nagsisinungaling....


minsan ay nagfieldtrip sa kinaroroonan ng magic mirror ang UP, Ateneo, at LaSalle....


 


sabi ng taga UP....


"I think im getting BOBO"....


GULP!!!!...at kinain siya ng salamin.....


 


sabi ng taga Ateneo....


"I think im getting FAT"....


GULP!!!...at kinain siya ng salamin.....


 


sabi ng taga-LaSalle....


"I THINK....


GULP!!!!


 






THE END...





medyo nang aapi nga lang ang istoryang ito..heheheheh



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