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yamiyo


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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called WORK.


If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.



Purchase the antidote known as WINE. The quickest acting is called
CHARDONNAY but this is only available for those who can afford it, the
NHS equivalent is BLUE NUN. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has
been completely eliminated from your system.



Forward this warning to 5 friends - If you do not have 5 friends you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.


This virus is DEADLY.
Update: after extensive testing it has been concluded that BEER may be
substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application. And
remember, I have passed this on because I CARE 


 




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tenkouken


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"There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called WORK. If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as WINE. The quickest acting is called CHARDONNAY but this is only available for those who can afford it, the NHS equivalent is BLUE NUN. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Forward this warning to 5 friends - If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY. Update: after extensive testing it has been concluded that BEER may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application. And remember, I have passed this on because I CARE    "

 


NOOOOOOOOH!!!!!



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s2chard


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I think I am infected...


wala bang antidote???




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najanaja


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aba.. kung wala tayong trabaho, wala tayong suweldo, wala tayong pambili ng bkada merch. malamang, wala din tayong pambayad sa pag-internet at mag-post dito.


 




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twistedkai


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.. gusto ko na magkatrabaho.. hwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh..

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s2chard


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twistedkai wrote:

.. gusto ko na magkatrabaho.. hwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh..

yan rin yung sinabi ko before ako makagraduate. ngayon, iba na sinisigaw ko...


gusto ko ng mag abroad!!!!!!



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twistedkai


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s2chard: for a pt like me to work here.. mahirap.. kasi there's this so called experience.. so kailangan mag volunteer ka muna.. eh like.. 6 months ang pinaka minimum.. sus.. walang sweldo? ang saklap nun..

ako din mag aabroad na rin me..

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kung magkakaroon ka ng WORK virus,,, wla ka nang allowance noon kagaya sa college na mas malaki pa sa sweldo mo..... wla ka ng time para gumimik, kung meron man,, tinatamad ka na....

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twistedkai


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LP: ok lang at least i'm earning.. hayz.. pero i dunno.. mehjo enjoy pa kasi me na student.. except sa mga days na.. 1. wala akong pera, 2. madaming assigned readings, 3. pinapagalitan ako nang mommy/daddy/mama/papa/tita's kung kelan ako gragraduate at ano ang direction ko sa buhay.. 4.-10. see number 3.

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tenkouken


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I'm addicted to work.... Must find work, work, and more work....



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twistedkai


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tenkouken: wow.. galing naman..


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Jinky


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tenkouken wrote:

I'm addicted to work.... Must find work, work, and more work....

Maybe you should see a doctor for that.   Ako rin, actually, addicted to work..but nowadays, on my own terms, hehe.


 




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tenkouken: OMG i like to have the attitude you have... errr... sana ganun din ako. I mean di napapagod magtrabaho.


twisted: para din pala kayong mga doctor? kelangan munang maging government service before mag abroad. kaya mo yan. mabilis lang yang 6 month. pero mas matindi yung nursing biruin mo pinag-iisipan kung 2 or 4 month ang government service.


buti na lang engineer ako. kaso ang kelangan naman nila 3 years experience ang minmum. paano ka magkaka experience kung sng lahat ng trabaho required ang experience. Ironic no?




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oliver


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kailangan kasi mag start sa simula... kumbaga sa isang MMORPG. start from novice muna bago mo mukuha ang gusto mong position.

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oo nga,,,come to think of it.....sana merong trabaho ngaun na sa simula pa lang,,,mataas na ang rank mo..



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s2chard


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hayyy... sana meron nga. siguro mag entrepreneur ka an lang para mataas kagad ung position mo...

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twistedkai


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hehehehe.. pag you have your own business the only way you go is either up or worse.. down..

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pasok na lang tayo as government officials... payaman tayo...


parang ang mga government official at mga relatives nila ang nakakatikim ng ginhawa sa buhay...


to hell with them.



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magbenta ka na lang ng illegal...may risk lang....pero yayaman ka nyan....

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business is not business if its illegal...




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twistedkai


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hehehe eh illegal yung vcd, dvd na business ko.. eh di ndi sya business?

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kung illegal,, di xa business.. scam siya... di ba ang business anything u have a profit from it....


kung magbenta ka ng illegal, ta's may pera ka..business pa rin



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basta Sa business ko di ako malulugi know why wala kaong business di joke lang Computer shop ang negosyo ko pero di ako napunta dun masikip maraming tao

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so, saan ka ngaun nagtatrabaho????

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iLenz


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Glen wrote:

basta Sa business ko di ako malulugi know why wala kaong business di joke lang Computer shop ang negosyo ko pero di ako napunta dun masikip maraming tao

oo nga saan ba ng mapuntahan naman at dyan ako minsan magne net...


saan ba yan?!



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Glen wrote:

basta Sa business ko di ako malulugi know why wala kaong business di joke lang Computer shop ang negosyo ko pero di ako napunta dun masikip maraming tao

di ba laguna ka? san sa laguna? anong name ng shop mo? pwedeng magsuot ako ng bkada shirt ko, pakilala sa yo, then surf to sawa for free


 




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najanaja


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hay naku... work work work... pag may work, nagrereklamo sa pagod. pag natapos naman ang project, nagrereklamo sa kawalan ng ginagawa.


 


 




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twistedkai


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kuya glen: hehehe dadayo ako jan sa laguna kung free.. one to sawa ang net..

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iLenz


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sama ako dyan ah!

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Work???????????...maring hokage lang sa konoha.

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