I'm not sure but i think most (if not all) people here in this forum have already received a text message/quote that has something about Inday (our well loved household help). I just find it funny, and i've wondered what adventures Inday went through and other "WORDS OF WISDOM" she has to offer. So if you have some Inday quotes, pls post it here...
BTW, i didn't mean to become a racist or to discriminate our household helps.
anyway, here a sample:
"They are all like him.They can't cast stones on him 'cause their hands are dirty too... The only difference, he's man enough to reap what he sowed. Though I believe its purely judicial in nature, becauseof the complexity of the case and the persons involved we can't help but think that it's tainted with political mists." - sabi ni Inday sa pagkaguilty ni Erap. Dati palang extra si Inday sa pelikulang Panday
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"Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world"
grabe...kakatawa si inday...may segment na nga xa sa bubble gang eh! Puno ng mga quotes ni inday ang cp ko! hehehehe....
Eto pa:
Amo: mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng INgles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ok, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to! Klaro ba?
Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunagunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. Tatalikdan ang matayog at palalongbanyagang wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin, at sadal-timyas na sasambiton ang aking sangkalooban.
hahaha.. ako din! i also like the inday series sa cp ko.. parang dati kay ederlyn ba yun? haha.. sooo funny.. eto pa:
I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for the sake of having something to feed your fetish appetite for wealth and i hope that one day youll be rational enough to realize that you should not use other humans as means in the attainment of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, treat a man as an end in himself.
- sagot ni Inday sa dugu-dugu gang na tumawag sa bahay ng amo nya.
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onLy UnfuLfiLLed LoVe cAn bE rOmaNTic..-maria elena (VIcky Cristina Barcelona)
wow!!! i thought walang magrereply sa post ko kasi since i've posted this topic, i've checked for some replies for the past few days and walang replies. i thought walang interested so i almost planned na ipaclose na lang sana but wow!!! may nagreply pala.. hehehe... anyways, here a collection of inday quotes na nasend sakin via email.
Amo: Inday di ba nanood ka ng The Buzz? Inday: Opo, bakit mam? Amo: Bakit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7? Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they will stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so ¦ WHEW! An taray ni Inday!
Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on a hourly basis. - si inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke
Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ. - sagot ni inday ng tanungin ng amo bakit may bukol si junior
I want to persevere in life. I want to break free from where I am. I want to travel the world, see all the beautiful sights and sceneries. I want to be complete¦ - Naks si Inday, pwedeng model ng Centrum
Amo: Alam mo Inday, bakit di ka na lang mag-callcenter, paingles-ingles ka naman? Inday: I don't think that I want to have easy money for I know that choosing such employment is already limiting myself from experiencing enthusiastic ways of expressing what I feel by means of what I do, thus imprisoning myself with an incapable mind which will result to doubt and uncontentment. Amo: Ay ewan ko sa iyo! Dinudugo na ako!
Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession¦ - Si Inday, tumatangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay sa oras ng siesta
It's hard to run from a feeling that haunts you every now and then, painful to tell your heart that you don't need it. You keep on pretending that you are better to be alone, when in fact you feel so empty. But why take chances if you see no hope? Why try if there's nothing to win for? Sometimes, it pays to wait¦
Never hurry, let infatuation die a natural death and give birth to true love when it's time¦ - advice ni Inday sa amo niyang broken-hearted
I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night. How it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave for its rich and sweet promises of grains. milk, and sugar. Moments later, it puts you into a melancholic mood of coolness. Before you realize, it has consumed you before you should have consumed it. Empty. Hollow. Bitter. Then again¦ You crave for another cup. Just like love¦ - Si Inday nag-eemote sa Starbucks
Inday: Dear mother, had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed a moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if I wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh, such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never thought being a governess can be such strenous employ! Tatay: Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital ang nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kakabasa ng pesteng sulat mo!
How do I stop falling for someone? How do I defy the pull of gravity? Can I just flee? Flee before I hit the ground and suffer the pain and tell myself: "Why do I choose to fall in the first place, when I know from the start, that someone's never gonna be there to catch me anyway?"¦. - tanong ni Inday sa sarili niya ng mainlove siya sa amo niya
This is just not the right time to give it a try, for there are things that are not worth losing by making a move towards an uncertain future; destiny will always bring us where we're meant to be. - paliwanag ni Inday ng ayain siya ni Dodong na magtanan kagabi
I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was made separated from - si Inday, hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick
I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should've made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance. - si Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Badong, ang boyfriend niya
'The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!' ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Badong (hardinero ng kapitbahay)
I wish forgetting my feelings for someone was as easy as digging a hole in the backyard, burying it there, and leaving a cross over it to remind me how beautiful it once was. But it could never be like that, forgetting these feelings, is much like digging my very own grave and burying myself alive. - Si Inday ulit, during the break-up
Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka¦ would you please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals? Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's catch? (Pauses) Aaah!¦ by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold's quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple 'galewng-gowng'. Am I correct? Amo: Leche! Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the 'ba-ngooz' is it!
heavy fire exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing 'oriza sativa' to have a chemical change, thereby changing its state of color, smell, as well as the taste - sagot ni Inday bakit nasunog ang sinaing
La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario por favor? si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa España
*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice (red avriety) and apricot sauce *Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive olive *Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests - baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday
"Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!, reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia
Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market., banat ni Inday kung bakit walang 'kangkong' sa nilutong sinigang
Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the 'oriza sativa' which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste., sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing
Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness. -sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior
Mister: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV??!!! Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing! Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had. - sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff
Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya? Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property, Plant, and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets! Misis: ADIK ka talaga Inday!
Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution! - si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate
Listening to the nonsense talk about someone's life is a pathetic way of entertainment¦ it doesn't contribute to the good of society¦ i hate character assassinators! - reklamo ni inday nung matsismis sya ng kapitbahay!
idol talaga!
500 globe plan subscription 1800 glutathione tablet 600 olay total effects 1500 crocs flip flops 2000 for mama - binabudget ni Inday ang sweldo niya
Amo 1: Inday, ano gamit mo sa katawan mo, ang kinis mo kasi eh? Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka nang Papaya. Amo 1: Baka naman kalamansi? Inday (Babanat na naman): No! Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?
Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean what you say, and say what you mean. Do it everyday. This is one of the most obvious qualities of the most beloved people. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words. - yan ang sabi ni inday ng di siya pinautang at pinagmumura pa ng amo niya.
[Medyo bastos, Read at your own risk -lei]
Spoiler
I understand that sexual urge is most of the time uncontrollable since a lot of factors contribute for it to be triggered¦ This is also the reason some men are found to be polygamous and engage themselves in sexual acts even with someone who's a total stranger to them - sabi ni Inday matapos siyang gapangin ni Kuya!
Inday: I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth, and I hope that one day you'll realize that you should not use humans as means of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, treat a man as an end in itself. Holdaper: Shut up! Coz if you don't the bullet in this gun will rest upon your empty head!
I was shot by a 9mm bullet in the head damaging my entire skull so that I will die and stop speaking english preventing people from nose-bleedin - In loving memory of Inday
I thought I was dead. I must have been in a near-death experience. I believed I survived to tell the world that we are not just a bunch of household slaves, but persons of dignity and character - si Inday, matapos makarecover sa coma
Next si Dodong naman¦.
LEI: Edited text to make it easier to read. Please do so for next posts.
-- Edited by lei at 16:54, 2007-10-15
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"Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world"
"La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su comprador avido diario, Por favor?" - si Inday tumatawad sa palnegke nang sinama siya ng amo sa Espanya
sorry po ms lei regarding sa prev post... i didn't noticed it... i just copied it from an email of a friend... and promise, next time, i'll edit it... actually i did but it always come the same.. a single paragraph... anyways, sorry po...
-- Edited by howling_wolf at 09:24, 2007-10-19
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"Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world"
I heard that the 'amo' studied English to level with Inday...
AMO: So Inday, how do you accept the fact that you're a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion???
Inday, of course, did not let herself be outdone.
INDAY: Señora, bien, creo que el ser camarera no es algo reírse de. Algo, es un trabajo de la integridad e I, como uno, debe ser orgulloso de él. Mientras me dignifican mientras que realizo mis deberes como camarera, soy y seré orgulloso aceptar el hecho de que soy tal.
"I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was made separated from."
"I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should've made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance."
- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang boyfriend niya
"The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"
- ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)
Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka. would you please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?
Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's catch? (Pauses) Aaah. by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold's quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple "galewng-gowng" . Am I correct?
Amo: Leche!
Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the "ba-ngooz" is it!
"La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario por favor?"
- si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa España
*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice (red avriety) and apricot sauce *Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil *Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests
"Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck just landed on my cutie top? I mean I've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!"
- reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia
"Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market."
- banat ni Inday kung bakit walang "kangkong" sa nilutong sinigang
"Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the "oriza sativa" which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste."
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing
"Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness."
- sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moments ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabbily-ran academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never thought being a governess can be such a strenuous employ.
Your daughter, Inday"
"Dear Inday,
Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!
Amo: Inday di ba nanood ka ng The Buzz kahapon? Bkit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7?
Inday: Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
"Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."
- sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff
Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property, Plant, and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!
Misis: ADIK ka talaga Inday! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------