Wahoo! You're a cheapskate when...

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

Wahoo! You're a cheapskate when...

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

You go to a Krispy Kreme, get the complementary donut, then run away as fast as you can
You have around twenty recipes revolving around skim milk, chocolate powder, cinnamon, and all that free stuff you find in those Starbucks stations
You get all the Inquirer Libres you can get your hands on, then you bundle them all up and sell it off to the local diyaryo bote
You drink around 15-30 glasses when you go to any drink-all-you-can place, para sulit
You buy one bar of soap for laundry and for taking a bath. It's usually Perla, because you can convince yourself it smells like Ivory.

kuya_jot · mr. guitaristic

when you start playing arm-guitar.. lam nyo un?

Kagepool · The Silent Musician

When you hang out at the grocery store... at the free taste section that is... =D

raspberi · eNiGMaTiC NiRVaNa

You HONESTLY don't and won't pay the jeepney driver... (123 BAGA)

-- Edited by raspberi at 15:07, 2007-06-04

Tora^2 · Beerkadet

When you ask for a student discount when paying fares on the way to work even if you graduated from college4 years ago

-- Edited by Tora^2 at 17:05, 2007-06-04

Lyndon · Beerkada Creator

you buy medium hot tea at starbucks...then ask for free hot water with the same tea bag. you bought two hot teas for the price of one!

Lyndon · Beerkada Creator

when riding the mrt3 going north...you ride first going south, then wait as the train goes back from taft. napa-air con ka na, makakaupo ka pa!

gxmania10 · GUNDANIUM BEERKADET

Lyndon wrote:

when riding the mrt3 going north...you ride first going south, then wait as the train goes back from taft. napa-air con ka na, makakaupo ka pa!

hey! i also do that! kala ko ako lang gumagawa nun hehehe

KenMikaze · Enigbaboykage-ANBU

1. When riding a bus from Baclaran, just say you're going to Ayala when in fact you're heading to Fairview.

2. Wear Clip-on ties during a black-tie event.

3. Go to an Eat all you can restaurant, and eat like there's no tomorrow.

4. Hack in a wi-fi account from starbucks.

raspberi · eNiGMaTiC NiRVaNa

i'm so guilty of this:

when you let your friends order fries and other knick-knacks munch ur way out...

Fraggle Rock · Hiro Nakamura's boyfriend

when you make yaya the gimik...

tapos ikaw yung magpapalibre.

icqgirl · Junior

YOU DOWNLOAD ALL THE SONGS YOU WANT INSTEAD OF BUYING ALBUMS TO SUPPORT THE ARTISTS.

raspberi · eNiGMaTiC NiRVaNa

icqgirl wrote:

YOU DOWNLOAD ALL THE SONGS YOU WANT INSTEAD OF BUYING ALBUMS TO SUPPORT THE ARTISTS.

is practicality...

you search e-bay looking for "astig" mp4 players... and pray to god u have d money to buy `em

-- Edited by raspberi at 04:43, 2007-06-06

KenMikaze · Enigbaboykage-ANBU

Magpapa-LIPOSUCTION sa Punerarya Paz...

gxmania10 · GUNDANIUM BEERKADET

KenMikaze wrote:

Magpapa-LIPOSUCTION sa Punerarya Paz...

ewwww evileye

when i make tawad to the tindahan kahit murang mura na

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

raspberi wrote:

icqgirl wrote:

YOU DOWNLOAD ALL THE SONGS YOU WANT INSTEAD OF BUYING ALBUMS TO SUPPORT THE ARTISTS.

is practicality...

No, Raspberi, it's piracy, plain and simple. Not to say I don't download stuff off the internet, but you call it for what it is.

Although if I catch anybody here downloading OPM stuff, I will smash your computers. I've done it, too.

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

More answers (inspired by my Mom)

You get pissed when a restaurant doesn't have senior citizen's discount
You tell people you're on a diet, but in reality, appetizers are just so much cheaper than main entres
You tell people that you hate going out, but you just don't want to spend anything
You will walk ten miles rather than commute or take a car para tipid
You cry every time you make a call using your cellphone
You will endure a bad haircut/bad manicure because of the price differential
Or worse, you will cut your own hair
You collect tissue paper, condiments, and anything else of value whenever you go to McDonalds

And the clincher...

You drop a fifty during offertory... then you reach in and take two twenties (No, my Mom would rather die than to do that. Let me be clear on this)

I love you, Ma. Thank God you don't read forums.

eastydie · Fagazi's Advocate

@icqgirl: oo chong.. masama un.. thats piracy kahit na hindi mo binibenta ung dini DL mo.. tsaka ung ini-encourage mo pa ung pinag kukunan mo.. wag kang mag DL ng Pinoy's..

@psychoCOW: now i know why my mother used to cut my hair. that woman!! hehehe.. i onced accidentaly dropped arcade tokens sa offertory.. back then nung wala pang card ek ek sa timezone.. and mhen! did i almost try to grab it back! masaya ung mga altar boys! langya!

nwez,
*kahit na buto't balat na ung toothpaste tube mo, u still extract it to the max hangang mapunit na ung tube.
*you sleep most of the day during free day to skip meals.
*you have scheduled time to watch TV. merong kang sinusunod na maximum hours for it. and you call them, leisure hours.

tenkouken · Carpooler

When you ask for a few minutes' extension at the internet shop even if your time's up so that you can finish your downloads, surfing, etc. (Ate, sandali na lang, etc.)

ShowStoppeR · 13th AngeL

you ask your friends to make pasa load to you when in fact you have enough money to load your phone sa y 20php...

this one ive seen in my hs class before: classmate goes around asking for your barya pang commute nya....hello, if your 39 classmates give you say 5php each, its more than enough for a jeepney fare...baka nga 1week pamasahe mo na yun eh...you can ask you friend naman for 7php or the most 10php for pamasahe, but ask the whole class for spare change?!

kuya_jot · mr. guitaristic

your a cheapstake when you find someone who reads beerkada and borrow it instead of buying one..

gxmania10 · GUNDANIUM BEERKADET

kuya_jot wrote:

your a cheapstake when you find someone who reads beerkada and borrow it instead of buying one..

hmmmmmmmm

sanggre_felicia · Chomplet-in-Training

you haven't changed your toothbrush in like 10 years.

s2chard · KONOHA VILLAGE - Jounin

kuya jot: i hate that, wala ng saulian. iyo na lang yung hiniram mo. ako usually victim diyan.

kapag may inuman ang barkada then contribution, you excuse yourself. then kapag nandiyan na ang tsibog at beer bigla ka na lang susulpot. btw di ako nainom so di ko siya nagagawa, may naobserbahan lang ako nito nung college pa ako.

nakikitulog ka sa apartment ng iyong bestfriend (na uto-uto wahahaha!!!) for a week or longer para makatipid ka sa pamasahe. biggrin biggrin biggrin

nanghihingi ka ng toothpaste sa kasamahan mo sa work.

biggrin biggrin biggrin

i'm guilty of piracy but not opm. i can buy those sa mga music stores. pero yung mga songs na matagal na pero di siya sikat para mapasama sa mga classic, yun yung dl ko. or usually kapag nahihirapan akong hanapin yung mga kanta, i'm sooo guilty for that. cry cry cry

gxmania10 · GUNDANIUM BEERKADET

when youre undies are already in bacon form,yet youre still using it evileye

Fraggle Rock · Hiro Nakamura's boyfriend

the ff event is true:

(same with one of the entries above)... a former (?) ust basketball player used to (during high school) ask a peso from his classmates everyday.

Do the math.

KenMikaze · Enigbaboykage-ANBU

Makikibasa ng isang buong libro, or shall we say, isang volume ng Beerkada sa National Bookstore

KenMikaze · Enigbaboykage-ANBU

Download Beerleenium to Book 6 sa Torrent Sites... Buti na lang, walang nagse-seed ng ganun, kung hindi, pakukulong ako ng creator nito...

But I admit, I've done it with Harry Potter Books 1-6 and Tom Clancy's complete works... biggrin

-- Edited by KenMikaze at 00:45, 2007-06-08

ShowStoppeR · 13th AngeL

same with the condiments thing, pero sa hotels and airplanes naman...you get all the soap, shampoo,lotion stuffs from hotels, even their towels and robes...