You know you're a Call Center Agent if...

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

You know you're a Call Center Agent if...

sanggre_felicia · Chomplet-in-Training

people call you up and ask why the "pedal" of their computer doesn't work. turns out that they still haven't plugged the damned thing and the "pedal" thing they keep complaining about is the mouse.

twistedkai · Carpooler

If you answer your CP or landline with the words "Thank you for calling.."

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

If you have an American twang in your voice, but never been to the States

Fraggle Rock · Hiro Nakamura's boyfriend

.. You say "Let's eat breakfast!" at ten in the evening.

Twisted Hate · Vagabond Pugilist

You have sex in the quiet room with someone from another department in the company... while your girlfriend is still taking calls. (hey, it's not me)

s2chard · KONOHA VILLAGE - Jounin

You're walking down the street haggard, tired, and lifeless while the other people walking fast, looking fresh and excited for the day... And it is early in the morning.

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

You're lobbying for a 24/7 mall

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

Either that, or you want a mall that opens at 5am.

twistedkai · Carpooler

You feel that most Americans are stupid SOB's.

And yes, we would like to have a mall that is open 24/7.

Twisted Hate · Vagabond Pugilist

You have cigarettes, coffee and Red Bull/Alaxan. Lots of 'em.

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

T-Hate, that's my diet too.

twistedkai · Carpooler

You're a Call Center Agent if your locker is filled with anything about starbucks; i.e: mugs, tissues(?), receipts and of course planner.

Twisted Hate · Vagabond Pugilist

You bring a pillow and/or blanket to work.

tenkouken · Carpooler

...If you find yourself drinking buckets of beer at 5 in the morning. I've seen lots of those guys at Janero.

twistedkai · Carpooler

And because of that Janero is widely popular with RMH/NCO people.

You acquire words that can never be used outside a call center setting like: Abandoned calls, Low Call Volume, Voluntary Go Home, and Seat Shortage.

Twisted Hate · Vagabond Pugilist

When you've convinced yourself you're American and suddenly you think you're too high to date the average Filipino guy.

...n...not bitter...

Date: Mar 20, 2007

... you're now dependent on concealers because you 've acquired permanent shadows under your eyes. Just my guess.

twistedkai · Carpooler

(checks self with mirror.. hehehe, hindi pa naman.. )

You check other companies ads and ask for their available accounts and salary base so that you could jump ship.

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

Staying for a year at the same company is unbelievable.

Twisted Hate · Vagabond Pugilist

I would've if I didn't move out. Damn, I just remembered... they still haven't given me my final pay.

twistedkai · Carpooler

Your emergency numbers on your phone are usually taxi services and 24 hour food delivery

tenkouken · Carpooler

...If you're not afraid of holduppers because your eyebags make you look like one of them. XD

Twisted Hate · Vagabond Pugilist

You make business through Microsoft Outlook selling Food, Accessories, Prepaid Cards etc...

twistedkai · Carpooler

You augment your income thru selling food like cookies, brownies and bars

sanggre_felicia · Chomplet-in-Training

"a good night's sleep" is not in your vocabulary.

twistedkai · Carpooler

It's night time but sleeps elude you. But once the clock turns to 6 a.m. you feel sleepy.

psychoCOW · Beerkadet Mascot/Matinee Idol

You never get to see your family, even if you live in the same house.

twistedkai · Carpooler

When you have a mini-reunion with friends all you talk about are the calls that you're getting.

Tora^2 · Beerkadet

You are on first-name basis guys at the nearest Mini Stop or 7/11.